Top Ten Signs That You Are A Plant-Obsessed Gardener

  1. You hide your new plant purchases from your spouse.

  2. You still have plant catalogs from 1995.

  3. You read gardening blogs instead of newspapers.

  4. You give your plants pet names.

  5. You move nine plants for every one you buy.

  6. You chase down squirrels to get your tulip bulbs back.

  7. You hope that "PPAF" on the plant label means "propagate plant after flowering."

  8. You buy flower seeds so that you can participate in a free seed swap.

  9. You are miffed when fast-food restaurants use your favorite plant in their landscape.

  10. You know exactly how many plants will fit inside your car.



Photo and Top Ten List by Freda Cameron